Blowing It Early: 10 Early and Eager Fails of 2020 (Yes, Already)

Let’s start by acknowledging one thing: some people can’t leave their house and make it down the block without stepping in shit. And in a similar vein, there are those who couldn’t even make it a week into 2020 before completely blowing it. Like a runner who trips at the starting gun, a graduate who face-plants after receiving their diploma, or a pilot who crashes the plane while taxiing, these 10 eager fails represent the low bar of humanity in 2020 thus far. Let’s take a look at some spectacularly punctual bungles. (Warning: may cause feelings of anxiety and/or superiority.)

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