Just An Amazon Delivery Driver Pooping On The Street Outside A Sacramento Home

Screenshot: YouTube/Nemy Bautista

Well, at least she didn’t do it on their porch.

According to CBS 13, a woman in Sacramento is none too pleased with the Amazon delivery driver who dropped off more than one package outside of her house recently.

That second package? You guessed it – a massive pile of shit.

That’s right, kids. Nemy Bautista said she initially thought the turds on the street came from a dog, but when she went inside to look at her security camera footage, she was horrified to see a third-party delivery driver pinching a loaf behind one of her U-Haul doors.

Bautista then did the 2017 thing and jumped on Facebook to bitch about it.

“Amazon.com – Why is your driver squatting in front of my house? Let me give you a hint … he/she is not tying their shoes. I have it on video,” Bautista wrote.

Bautista added that the driver’s supervisor came out to the house “and was not prepared for cleanup.”

“He was in shock when he saw the size of it,” she said. “He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him (it smelled really bad). Guess the garbage can will smell like shit for the next few days. I also had to hose down the gutter/sidewalk area after he left.”

Amazon reached out to Bautista and said the driver would be “taken care of,” but we don’t know if that means they are going to fire her or give her more lunch money so she doesn’t have to eat at Carl’s Jr.

I bet this guy took a dump afterwards: UPS Delivery Man Confronted By Snake On Porch, Freaks The Hell Out