Here’s What Happens When You Try to Slice a Watermelon With a Sword

July 1, 2015

To be honest, that table looked like it sucked anyway.

Some dude in what looks like a town known for its meth trade recently tried to slice a watermelon in half with a sword that looks like it could be worth more than the average house on his block.

It didn’t go so well.

“Like a boss” indeed, good sir.

The good news is that he should have no problem finding a brand new table at his local Walmart if he can find a way to come up with about 40 bucks. If not, there’s always Craigslist, buddy.

h/t Huffington Post

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