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The Mandatory Kinky Sex Guide For a Slutty Summer

The New York City Department of Health is at it again – and by that, we mean providing kinky guidelines for the sex-starved. As a follow-up to its pandemic sex guidelines, the organization recently released new rules for those participating in the post-pandemic Slutty Summer 2021, and wow, you never knew a governmental agency could get this down and dirty.

Rather than force you to read the bright prink infographic they’re circulating online, we’ve condensed, paraphrased, and livened up the NYCDOH’s advice in this handy dandy (and totally randy) sex guide. Read it and go get your rocks off, gentlemen! (It’s about time.)

Cover Photo: Deagreez (Getty Images)
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