13 Taboo Topics You Absolutely Should Avoid at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table (But You Won’t After a Few Drinks)

The Thanksgiving dinner table is a minefield. It’s not a question of if someone will say something offensive, inappropriate, or untoward; it’s just a question of when. (And “after a few drinks” is usually the answer.) Before you dare to sit down with your filter-free and possibly unhinged relatives this turkey day, review our list of 13 taboo topics you absolutely should avoid at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Curtail your conversation accordingly! When in doubt, just shove another forkful of food in your mouth to keep your tongue from uttering something unsavory.

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