The 12 Kinds of Assholes Sitting at Your Thanksgiving Day Table

The one good thing about a massive Thanksgiving feast is that you don’t have to worry about splitting the bill at the end. In exchange, however, you must break bread and make nice with a rotating cast of ne’er-do-wells, vagabonds, and Johnny-come-latelies. Learn to survive the onslaught by identifying who you should steer clear of no matter how normal they appear. Because in our opinion, you can’t always judge a book by its cover. And opinions are like friends; they’re all assholes. Here are the 12 most likely sitting at your Thanksgiving day table this year.

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