CBD Everything: From Coffee and Cat Treats to Jerk-Off Creams
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If you can eat it, drink it, wear it or sleep with it, it can have CBD in it, too.
CBD is currently the new miracle cure-all that everyone’s using, which is funny because that’s what they said about weed before CBD. The lines at CVS are (somehow) about to get longer than their ridiculous receipts now that pharmaceutical retailers are getting into the mix, saying they plan to carry the hemp-derived nonpsychoactive compound on their shelves in the wake of its medicinal discoveries.
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While demand has gotten higher than us last Saturday night doing VR outside in our undies, there’s still plenty we don’t know. After some digging, we found a variety of weed-inspired products that run the gamut from “I can’t believe this exists” to “Why the hell would someone need this?” And we’ve compiled them all for you right here.
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CBD Sleeping Mask
Kana's Lavender Sleeping Mask is not formulated to help with sleep. It's actually supposed to make your skin more supple and bright, all while you're knocked out getting some zzz's, presumably from some other CBD product because CBD is life and how are we supposed to live without it?
CBD Jerk-Off Cream
In case you ever wanted to feel even more relaxed than masturbation can provide, Knob Polish exists. There are tons of CBD based lube products on the market for women, but with Knob Polish, men can finally feel catered to when it comes to getting off.
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CBD Soda Water
Hipsters rejoice! Now you can get two of the things you crave in one fancy-ass canned soda water with CBD. Recess currently sells their flavored CBD water in three equally hipsteresque flavors like blackberry chai, peach ginger, and pom hibiscus. Now you know what to bring with you to be the most popular guy at the vegan backyard BBQ.
If vaping is life, Dosist's High CBD Pen will do you right. It's formulated with 200 doses (2 1/4 milligrams per dose) and ensures a precise dose every time. Plus, it's tiny and discreet, making it perfect to use in the bathroom at work when you're about to quit over something pointless.
If eating or smoking CBD isn't good enough for you, Mary's Nutritionals Transdermal Patches might do the trick. Each has 10 milligrams of CBD and simply adheres to any veinous area of the skin for 8-12 hours of systemic relief. So you can slap one on your wrist and forget it even exists, which is about the most stoner thing to do that doesn't involve psychotropic properties.
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CBD Cat Treats
Your cat needs to take a chill pill. Now there's CBD Cat Treats by Treatibles that are available to, "instill calm, ease, and normal emotional balance," in your feline friend. Because, obviously, no being on Earth needs to spend more time chilling out and sleeping than cats.
CBD Sheet Masks
You've probably seen your girlfriend sport one of these Leatherface looking masks. However, this sheet mask takes skin care and self care to the next level because it's filled with CBD, bro. Mantra Masks makes a variety of sheet masks that infuse CBD into the skin with doses varying from 10 to 30 milligrams. So next time your girl is PMSing to the max, toss her one of these and know she will still find a reason to be mad at you.
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Yes. That Willie Nelson has backed and branded coffee that's CBD infused with certified organic, full-spectrum hemp oil grown in Colorado. Each 8-ounce cup of Willie's Remedy has 7 milligrams of CBD in it and although it's not a high amount, it's an easy way to get amped and stay neutral, something more than aging stoners can benefit from.
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Is there a product you love with cannabidiol in it that we didn’t cover? Wow us with your knowledge in the comments!