These 10 Literal Boner Killers Can Get You Down If You’re Not Careful

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Not since a string of cold showers have we seen so many boner killers in our lives. Wait, let us try that again. Not since Fred Durst have we seen more unwanted limp biscuit! Eh, probably had it the first time. Boner killers, people, that’s what we’re talking about, and there’s a long line of them that can get you (and your limp biscuit) down if you’re not careful.

When it comes to evenings in boudoir, sex on the beach, or All You Can Eat Night at your local brothel, it’s good to keep in mind that which causes erectile dysfunction. And since we’re not 22 anymore (most of us), we have to watch what we eat, what we drink, and even watch what we sniff (that’s right, lady tears). We all know the struggle of having too much to drink or not enough water, but what about the surprising, unexpected boner killers that take the buzz out of your sex life?

It’s a good damn thing we’re here to set you straight, as we roll out the red (rocket) carpet for you and your ween to have the potential life-changing role for Best in Show as we help you avoid actual, physical boner killers. Now, we’re going to go work on that Fred Durst joke while you learn a thing or two about your dick.

These Literal Boner Killers Can Get You Down If You’re Not Careful

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