There have been quiet rumors for a while now that Jessica Simpson has always been an undercover alcoholic, so of course one of the first few times she goes out after she got dumped she got completely shitfaced. But let’s not get carried away. A drunk Southern blonde chick with big tits is only a danger to herself. And my heart.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
