Was he out of Kleenex?
More similar than you think.
Jobs are hard to come by so you have to do what it takes.
Never too early to laugh.
Kill me now.
People sure do love being insulted.
Something tells me she won't win 'Mom of the Year.'
Another day, another batch of hilarity.
How many of the following tweets are yours? If the answer is zero, try harder.
Well, I guess that's one way to pay for school.