Laugh until you drop. Although call 911 just in case.
Big Brother is always watching, but now he's literally walking around with you.
Probably the greatest last name ever.
The lady in your life will finally be happy.
Quite the prank.
The internet does it again.
Guess he changed his mind.
Time to start stuffing your face with french fries.
There are worse ways to be lazy.
Hey, at least it wasn't a show and tell class.