Not ideal for Kalamazoo.
You're grounded for eternity, kid.
Well that's one way to reach an itch.
Dads unite!
Although they can erase you as well if you're not careful.
But there's a catch. The process will, um, kill you.
Yeah, that's not very safe.
Anything for nuggets.
Hide your kids!
We have those mid-workweek funnies right here!