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Man’s Proposal Ruined by Disney Employee, Disneyland Still Happiest Place on Earth Compared to Marriage

The happiest place on earth is no place for love. Especially the kind that involves a commitment to another person until death do you part. That’s why today we’re celebrating the courageous Disneyland employee who cut a would-be marriage proposal short before things got out of hand.

Standing before Cinderella’s castle in the magical cesspool of Disneyland Paris, a love-addled young man was about to do the unthinkable. Decked out in all-white, he got down on one knee to pop the big question to his girlfriend as a crowd of onlookers cheered. That’s when a hero emerged from seemingly out of nowhere to swoop in and save the day.

Watch the speed with which this Disney employee intercepts the pass. With the dexterity of a ninja (or Aziz Ansari in his spryer days) the employee snatches the rock from the boyfriend’s hand with seconds to spare.

Clearly, this dude was not messing around. We haven’t seen this level of dedication to thwarting love since Prince Harry married Meghan Markle. (Just look at those hand signals.)

According to the couple, before the incident occurred, a separate (and more love-tolerant) Disney employee had given them the green light to enact their proposal on the Cinderella stage. But thankfully, the two-toned shirt-wearing Mickey Mouse ear-sporting man of the hour disregarded all prior consent to narrowly avert disaster.

Unsurprisingly, the internet is upset by the quick-thinking actions of this Disneyland cast member. And now Disney corporate is getting in on the action, releasing this rousing statement: “We regret how this was handled.”

Speaking of regret, has anyone gotten engaged lately?

Cover Photo: YouTube


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