Mandatory Fails: Bride Passes Out, Vomits and Gets Pooped On During Wedding, More in Sickness Than in Health So Far

These people really know how to party! When Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell got married, she went from “I Do” to “Oh, no you didn’t” real fast. The 23-year-old newlywed passed out, puked and got pooped on during her own wedding ceremony!

Of course, this mishap got captured on camera, posted on TikTok, and has since gone viral.

“I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking,” Darnell captioned a video in which she is seen looking woozy and unstable as she exchanges vows with her groom under a gazebo in Florida.

@hollinator1424I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking my baby nephew then pooped on my dress right after while I was pukin♬ Oh No – Kreepa

Though the pastor was able to keep Darnell on her feet, she soon bolts off-camera to barf. The sounds of vomiting still echo, however, as do rumblings from the crowd about what might have caused her upset stomach (humidity is everyone’s best guess).

But in a follow-up video, she explains she simply hadn’t had enough to eat or drink. That, coupled with low blood pressure and low iron combined to make the perfect storm of “in sickness” rather than “in health.”

@hollinator1424Reply to @denise_84 part two- sorry I’m shaking I was nervous but I hope this explains everything sorry I’m repetitive♬ original sound – hollinator1424

To add insult to injury, the bride’s baby nephew pooped on her dress shortly after she hurled. That’s a lot of bodily fluids ruining her big day! She’s lucky she didn’t send her groom running for the hills. If he can handle her in that state, the rest of the marriage should be a piece of (wedding) cake.

Cover Photo: TikTok