Halloween is most often associated with scares, not silliness, but there’s room in the holiday for a little humor, too. This is especially true when dads get involved – because where there’s a dad, a bad joke is not far behind.
In an attempt to lighten the mood this spooky season, we scrounged up 15 hilarious Halloween dad jokes that’ll tickle your funny bone. Embarrassing though it might be to share them, you just might get a laugh – and that can be sweeter than even the most sugary Halloween candy.
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Halloween Dad Jokes
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What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone appetit!
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Why do ghosts pick their noses?
To get the boo-gers!
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What are witches living together called?
Broommates.
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What's a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap.
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What made the skeleton not go trick or treating?
He didn't have the guts.
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What's a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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What do ghosts eat for dessert?
Ice scream.
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Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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What do witches ask for at a hotel?
Broom service.
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What do you call a skeleton who lies around all day?
Lazy bones.
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What kind of fruit is most loved by all the vampires?
Neck-tarines.
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How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
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Why can't ghosts lie?
Because you can see right through them.
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Why did the vampire stink when he opened his mouth?
Because he had bat breath.
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Why do skeletons hate parties?
They have no-body to dance with.
