19 GIFs That Prove Cats Are Purrly A-Holes
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Our favorite TV character in history may have been Alf? Not because he was a funny-looking, clever alien with a sense of humor, but mostly because he liked to eat cats.
Let’s face it. Cats are a-holes. And we have the GIFs to prove it!
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Let's start with the fact that they're the most mischievous animal alive. Thanks. The last thing we needed in our kitchen was a cat waterfall.
Plus, anything that bites a corgi in the rear end has to be evil.
Sure, they like to have fun, but they also like to steal the spotlight. Of course, you can twerk, too.
Cats just like to be jerks.
And they're passive aggressive...proving the point that you don't need the doggy door?
Step 1: Tell them there's catnip down there. Step 2: Shove. Step 3: It puts the lotion in the basket.
Think about it. Do you really want an animal capable of tackling your toddler?
Pretty much anything in your house is a deathtrap with felines around.
And, unless they involve live rodents or laser pointers, you can't even enjoy your favorite hobbies.
Sharing is caring? Nope. Not if you have cats.
And forget about celebrating birthdays.
"You should get a pet," they said. "It will be fun," they said. "You'll have a friend to play with."
Then, they just make your life a living hell.
Even when you're asleep, they're watching you, debating whether or not to snuggle with you or claw your face off. It's always a close call.
And forget about having another dog in the house. Look at this face. Spawn. Of. Satan.
And even when it looks like they're playin' games, you know the cat ain't playin'.
Not even with your baby.
So go ahead, have a cat, we dare you. Try to keep your house clean.
Just know that you will no longer be master of your own domain.