Just A Dog Humping Two Drunk Guys Fighting In The Street

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I know a lot of people who get excited when they see a fight, but I’ve never seen any of them get this riled up.

People visiting the city of Bristol, England got a real treat earlier this week when two inebriated men threw down in the middle of the street outside of a Tesco grocery store. Onlookers as well as customers using the self-checkout lanes really hit the jackpot when the two men fell to the ground and quickly learned that drunk brawls are apparently an aphrodisiac for dogs.

The brawl not only got Fido’s juices flowing, but also inspired Bristol’s local John Popper to pull out his harmonica and provide a soundtrack for the action. Meanwhile, a dog going to town on two drunks in the middle of the street was too much for one Tesco Mobile employee, who decided to use some of her anytime minutes to do give a play-by-play of the mid-fight hump sesh to a friend or family on the other line.

He was probably just happy to be alive after lurking this freak of nature exists: What The Hell Is This Thing That Killed Two Dogs In Argentina?

There is a mic stand and amplifier behind the two grapplers, but it’s unknown if either of them was actually a street musician who had enough of the other guy yelling for him to play “Freebird” by Skynyrd.