What The Hell Is This Thing That Killed Two Dogs In Argentina?

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If you’re already having trouble sleeping then you’re probably going to want to refrain from reading this, especially if you currently find yourself visiting or living in the Argentinian town of Santa Fe.

According to the New York Post, a “mysterious half human, half animal creature” was seen running through that town’s streets recently, and that was after it reportedly killed two dogs.

It wasn’t just any two dogs that this beast took down, as one was a German shepherd and the other was said to be a pit bull. Those are two tough dogs, guys, which means neither you nor I would stand a chance if we ever came toe to toe with this bad boy. I mean, take a look at this fucking thing:

Yeah, no thanks.

It’s unknown exactly what kind of animal this thing is, but naturally, people aren’t being shy about throwing around their opinions. One YouTube viewer insists that this guy is nothing short of the great Chupacabra, which has been known to a vampire-like asshole that goes around devouring livestock. Another dude thinks that it’s an Aswang, which of course is a “shapeshifting monster in Filipino folklore usually possessing a combination of the traits of either a vampire, a ghoul, a warlock/witch, or different species of werebeast, or even all of them together.”

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Well, whatever that thing is, it would be absolutely bitchin’ if it stays out of the US.