Naked 91-Year-Old Woman Scares Off Burglar And We Don’t Blame Him For Fleeing

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The last thing that burglar Joseph Parent was expecting to be confronted by when he broke into a home in Yarmouth, Massachusetts, was a 91-year-old woman in her birthday suit, but that’s exactly what he got — and it was enough to shake him to the core.

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The 28-year-old broke into Patricia Mulkeen’s home earlier this week, looking to run off with some valuables, but Patricia’s 12-year-old Wheaten Terrier, Pepper began barking and woke her. Thinking it was a raccoon, Patricia grabbed a flashlight to see what was the matter. Oh, and she was completely naked according to her husband, Jack.

“My wife at 91 years old gets out of bed and she’s stark naked,” Jack said. “And here’s this young guy in his 20s looking at a naked 91-year-old woman. That’d be enough to make him faint – it’s a shock.”

Upon seeing Patricia’s naked body, Parent, according to Patricia, said, “Sorry, ma’am,” and then proceeded to flee and exit the home through the basement.

Police caught up to Parent and charged him with breaking and entering as well as drug possession.

And that’s the story of how Patricia Mulkeen’s winkled skin stopped a robbery.


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