Montana Woman Calls Cops To Complain About ‘Bad Meth’

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Earlier this summer we told you about a Florida drug dealer who actually called the cops to report theft of his cocaine. But guess what? He’s obviously not the only idiot around because now a woman in Montana recently called police to complain about some “bad meth” that she had purchase, adding that it left a “bad taste in her mouth.”

According to The Smoking Gun, a cop was dispatched to the home of 33-year-old Margery Ann Dayrider after she wasn’t a fan of the meth she had just injected. Officer Jon Marshall explains that Dayrider ““believed she got some bad meth and was having a bad reaction to it, vomiting, tingling tongue, bad taste in her mouth.” But this is where it gets even more bizarre. Here’s what Dayrider told Marshall.

“I do meth three times a day everyday and have never had this reaction before.”

Oh boy. Well, at least she’s honest.

Dayrider admitted that she and her boyfriend purchased the meth the night before and that she had injected herself three times. Dayrider also admitted to Officer Marshall that had meth inside her bra.

And all of this led to Dayrider being arrested on a felony narcotics possession charge. It also doesn’t help that Dayrider had “separate warrants for her arrest.”

So all in all it was not a great day for this lady.

And then there’s this idiot: Guy Uses Pay Phone In Precinct Lobby To Call In Bomb Threat To Police