Vagina Beer Is On The Verge Of Becoming A Real Thing

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OK, then I’ll take a pint of Kate Upton.

According to BroBible, a Polish company is in the process of raising money to fulfill their dream of brewing a beer using lactic acid bacteria from a Czech model’s vagina.

Vagina Beer Is On The Verge Of Becoming A Real Thing

That’s right, kids. The Order of Yoni is looking to raise just $170,000 to put bottles of beer on store shelves around the world that are made from the lactic acid bacteria swimming inside of Alexandra Brendlova.
I’d say that by the looks of things, they’ll have no trouble raising 20 times that amount.

Of course, “Yoni” is a Sanskrit word for vagina, and The Order of Yoni is stoked about becoming the world’s first vagina beer.

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“Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion,” the company says. “Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice…Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.”

The company also says each bottle will be stamped with the date of Brendlova’s “collection of her vaginal swab,” which will come in handy if you somehow find out that she had a yeast infection on March 4. Odds are you’ll want to stay away from that bottle.

The vagina yogurt doesn’t sound as appetizing: Wisconsin Student Makes Yogurt With Her Vagina