A Florida Man Stole Money From Girl Scouts Selling Delicious Cookies

It looks like the folks in hell can start prepping for a new roommate.

According to Click Orlando, police in Florida are still looking for a man who walked out of a Deltona Walmart Sunday afternoon, snatched a money box from a 12-year-old Girl Scout selling cookies and fled the scene in a Hyundai Santa Fe.

A Florida Man Stole Money From Girl Scouts Selling Delicious Cookies

Florida man steals girl scout cookies money
One witness said the asshole ran right past her after he stole the money box, and it all happened so fast that the anger over what had taken place didn’t really set in until police arrived.

“This guy walked right by the table and it looked like he was chuckling and grabbed the cash box and start jogging,” Katie Lalanne said. “There was another witness and myself, we just looked at each other like, ‘Did that just happen?’ You could see the anger in every mother that was standing around that table by the time the cop got there, and everybody started telling what they saw.”

Authorities said the man originally left the store with a woman and child and then returned to crush the Girl Scout’s outlook on life.

In a related story, the Hyundai Santa Fe just can’t catch a break. I mean, first Amber Alerts and now this.

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