The fact that it wasn’t her poop doesn’t make it any more ok.
According to Raw Story, a 56-year-old Indiana woman, high on coke, was arrested over the weekend after she allegedly left a blow-up sex doll and a dildo covered in dog shit on a man’s porch.
The Johnson County Sheriff’s Department said they received a call late Saturday night about a woman who left some unwanted things on a stranger’s porch and then pulled a gun on the two guys who caught her in the act.
The responding deputy pulled over Chrys Miller in her car as she tried to flee the scene, and she told them she thought she was leaving the doll and crap-covered dong on an old friend’s porch, and it was all done as part of a prank.
But that didn’t answer why she pulled a gun on the two men who busted her. Something that did? You guessed it: The pill bottle filled with cocaine the deputy found in her car.
Miller was charged with possession of blow, pointing a loaded firearm and possession of a handgun without a license, which means it’s not a crime to leave a dildo full of feces on somebody’s porch.
And that’s almost as disturbing as possessing a poop-covered dildo in the first place.
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