Florida Man Arrested After Slapping Girlfriend In The Face With A Sex Toy

In some parts of the country, that’s considered foreplay.

People sure do love their sex toys, that’s why this couple decided to steal some from Spencer’s, and this guy decided to steal not only some sex toys, but half of a sex doll. But the guy below? The guy below just used it as a weapon.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 34-year-old Madeira Beach man was arrested Saturday night after he allegedly struck his live-in girlfriend in the face with a sex toy during an argument.

Photo: (Facebook)

Photo: (Facebook)

Police said Micah Norman also shook his 29-year-old lover during the argument, but shit really hit the fan once he picked up the sex toy and hit her right in the puss with it. He was charged with domestic battery, booked into the county jail and ordered to have no contact with his girlfriend.

Police said alcohol was likely a factor, and it wouldn’t be the first time booze has gotten Norman in trouble. He had also been arrested for “drunk driving, disorderly intoxication, battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest” before getting thrown in the clink for getting violent with a sex toy Saturday night.

It’s unknown what sex toy Norman used during the altercation, but you have to think that it will eventually come out. After all, there’s a huge difference between hitting somebody with a double-ended dildo made of rubber and some other kind object they’re using as a sex toy in Florida these days. Like a tire iron, for instance.

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