We might have to take away this guy’s man card after he ripped ass in a woman’s face and then called the cops after she got pissed about it.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 33-year-old Myrtle Beach woman punched a 64-year-old man who usually sleeps on her porch after he came home intoxicated Monday night and farted in her face while she was “laying on the couch.”
Jessica Cerney initially walked outside to get away from Darrell McKnight, but when he followed her, an argument ensued. It came to an abrupt end when Cerney punched McKnight in the face three times with a closed fist.
But instead of coming to the conclusion that a few right hooks to the face probably made them even for the panty burp he unleashed in her face earlier, McKnight decided to get the cops involved. Both he and Cerney were issued citations for disorderly conduct fighting, and McKnight was transported to the hospital with a swollen eye.
Somewhere between calling Cerney’s porch his house and getting his ass kicked by a woman, we’re beginning to think that McKnight’s life has been a series of one piss-poor decision after another.
If McKnight chose Taco Bell for dinner, then he probably deserved more than a few fists to the face: 18 GIFs Showing What Happens After Eating Taco Bell
