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I also enjoy a little chicken Alfredo and Sprite from time to time, but to think you’d be able to trade that straight up for sex is absolutely absurd.
According to WMC Action News 5, a 22-year-old Youngstown State University student didn’t think so, and now he’s in deep shit because the sick fuck made that exact deal online with what he thought was a 15-year-old boy but thankfully turned out to be an undercover police officer instead.
Ohio Man Arrested After Trying To Trade Chicken Alfredo And Sprite For Sex With Underage Boy
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Police said Albert Maruna IV began “chatting” with the undercover officer through an online dating app. You may have noticed the word chatting was in quotation marks, and that’s because those “chats” were “sexually graphic” and involved Maruna sending the officer nudie pics.
Still thinking the officer was really a 15-year-old boy, Maruna set up a meeting on December 12 and promised to bring “lubricant, chicken Alfredo and Sprite.” Of course, police were waiting for him at the designated meeting spot instead, and he was quickly arrested and charged with “attempted unlawful sexual contact with a minor, disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, possessing criminal tools and importuning.”
No word if Maruna will be allowed to bring that lubricant to prison, but let’s hope not.