You better be careful with that toy, kid.
According to The Smoking Gun, Spartanburg, S.C., police arrested a 38-year-old woman last week after she allegedly stole a vibrator from a Spencer’s store inside a local mall and then tried to hide it in her kid’s stroller.
Misty Ann Lee was charged with shoplifting after the manager of the WestGate Mall Spencer’s store told police she witnessed her “select a vibrator from the love unit.” She then shuffled over to the T-shirt section of the store and slid it behind a young child in the stroller she was pushing.
After Lee passed all points of sale and left the store, the manager confronted her and “asked for the merchandise back.” Lee decided to play dumb, so the manager reached into the stroller and pulled out the vibrator.
It must have been one bitchin’ sex toy because the manager said Lee later returned to the store after initially leaving the scene without incident. But upon her return, the manager called the cops and Lee was arrested.
At least she selected the vibrator from the love unit instead of the weapons section: New Mexico Woman Arrested for Beating Her Mom With a Vibrator
