God of Blunder: Chris Hemsworth’s Superpower Is Reviving Dying Movie Franchise
The endless onslaught of movie franchise reboots continues to crash down on us with the vigor of a superhero’s punch. As studios throw their chips on the table to remake classics over and over again, actor Chris Hemsworth seems the only safe bet for a smash-hit reboot franchise that doesn’t involve The Rock or the Fast & Furious. Such was evident in the golden rotten tomato Men In Black: International this summer. In honor of the Aussie’s incredible ability to raise copious amounts of money with nothing but his looks, charm and surprising sense of humor, we’ve put together a list of the reasons why Hemsworth is the only man who can successfully reboot any film franchise in the world. Enjoy!
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'MIB International' Wasn't Good, But...
Even though MIB International probably fell short by Hemsworth's standards, it still clocked in a measly $244 million worldwide.
Thor Is A Hollywood God
Is there even a doubt that Hemsworth is the only person on earth who could play Thor? A note to all male actors out there, if you wanna be successful: do your best to look like Chris Hemsworth.
$750 Million Reasons Why He Can Do Anything
The Thor franchise is hovering right at that 3/4 of a billion dollar mark for all-time earnings worldwide. A second note for all would-be actors out there: get a helmet and a shield.
He Made The 'Ghostbusters' Reboot Interesting
What can't this guy reboot?!
He Works Well With Others
Hemsworth seems to get along well with his co-stars, or maybe they just know they're going to break the bank when it the film is released. He even makes Robert Downey Jr. seem likeable.
He's Aquatically Inclined
Similar to his co-superhero colleague, Aquaman, Thorsworth is not necessarily a land-locked superhero, so perhaps a Waterworld reboot is in the pipeline?
He Can Rock A Canadian Tuxedo
It takes a rare kind of man to pull off denim floor to ceiling, but Hemsworth does it with ease. Denim Dan would be proud.
He Can Make A Yellow Truck Look Cool
How do you sell an old, beat-up yellow P.O.S. truck? Stand Hemsworth next to it and the rest will take care of itself.