Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’

Amy Schumer

Somebody who fell into a coma at any time in history could wake up today, see Amy Schumer, and say, “yeah, chick likes to eat”. Or you can take a cursory look at her show. Or any of her commercials. Or her standup specials. Or basically any picture to draw that same conclusion. Apparently Amy Schumer doesn’t know that because Glamour included her in their “Chic at any size” issue (hey, look who’s on the cover) and now she’s sad. 

I think there's nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. @glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn't feel right to me. Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamourous

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According to the Internet, body positivity is great. Doesn’t matter how many fourth meals you eat, as long as you feel beautiful on the inside. And much like with most problems that are solved on the Internet, it really only works in theory. Like with Amy here. “There’s nothing wrong with being plus-sized” until, well, somebody calls you plus-sized. And if you have to breakdown the technicalities and start quoting numbers on what is considered plus-size, then maybe check the mirror again because you ain’t a size 6. “What are your thoughts?” Hey, I just told you! lol

Yanet Garcia. She’s a size 10