It’s a miserably slow gossip day today, so much so that the biggest stories are Lindsay Lohan’s whore boyfriend with whores, and Britney eating her hand, so here are some pictures of Matthew McConaughey on the set of Surfer Dude. It’s pretty hard to say anything bad about Matthew McConaughey. He’s almost 40 and looks like this. He prefers to live in an Airstream trailer next to the beach rather than in a mansion full of maids and servants. He also knows how to cook his own food, use tools and fix his own stuff (he’s also an incredible naked bongos player). He’s about as “all man” as most Hollywood stars get. This is what Tom Cruise pretends to be, but isn’t. I heard whenever there’s a leaky faucet or a light bulb burns out in Tom Cruise’s house, he curls up in a ball on the floor and cries.
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