Naked Man Steals Cab And Drives It Through Philadelphia Park

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Imagine sitting in a park in the middle of Philadelphia just trying to get some sense of peace and relaxation while you contemplate just why in the hell you have been sitting in a cubicle for the last eight years when out of nowhere, a cab with a naked man behind the wheel comes barreling through the park before finally coming to a halt after crashing into another vehicle.

Well, according to Philadelphia Magazine, that’s exactly what happened around 3:15 p.m. yesterday afternoon in Rittenhouse Square Park. The nude dude crashed into another car at the intersection of 18th Street and Walnut Street, and that allowed the chance for about 10 guys to pull him out of the car and subdue him until police arrived on the scene.

One person on the scene was able to capture some video of the incident, and after watching it, you’ll probably be even more surprised that nobody was killed or injured because of this guy’s actions.

Naked Man Steals Cab And Drives It Through Philadelphia Park

“It was pretty effing scary,” witness Josh Schonewolf said. “People were running inside and stuff. When they pulled [the man] out of the cab he was all red and naked and crazy.”

Big props to whoever had the stones to pull that dude out of the cab, although we highly recommend burning you clothes to make sure you don’t get that guy’s kudies.

Not the first time this has happened in the City of Brotherly Love: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out And Masturbates

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