Make sure your love shack is one she'll want to linger in.
Only you can save your relationship.
Did your favorite player make the cut?
How far would you go to wear your favorite hat?
Thieves will steal anything, even the throne of thrones.
You never know when a goat is going to land on your head and end it all.
Dance like nobody's watching. On second thought, don't.
Warning: ear damage imminent.
Whose walk down memory lane will be more memorable?
He died doing what he loved (music, not being eaten).