He wrenched the Pelican Waste and Debris truck off the highway and came to a screeching halt, trapping the suspect…
911
Police are up to their ears in shit every day and they don’t have time to deal with yours.
Pro tip: paying for your own cell phone service is cheaper than posting bond.
Talk about an inside job.
It's an emergency!
"Donald Trump is a close friend of mine."
Bad decision.
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Perv out.
She had the time of her life.
Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.