Patti LaBelle is a Bitch

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I’ve never been to a Patti LaBelle concert because I’m not a gay dude or a black woman, but apparently I’m missing out. Especially if I’m invited on stage and make the audience laugh. I hope that never happens. Because I’d have a hard time deciding if I should use the base of my palm or my elbow.

Note: Lady Marmalade is a song about a prostitute.