Don't let it come down to lawyers and keyed cars.
dating advice (Page 5)
Spiting from an overpass won't cut it.
Holding her at gunpoint might work.
Hey, erm, nice... tits.
Damn, why didn't I think of these?
Fake your own death.
Thorough showers.
It's a win-win approach.
But watch out for those cougar claws.
Cuddle up on the couch with instant streaming date movies for every romantic mood.
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Perv out.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
She had the time of her life.
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Don't get too excited.