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Climate Crisis Come-On Guide to Eco-Conscious Pick-Up Lines

It isn’t easy hitting on strangers. Most pick-up lines that men use are tired. But what if you could tap into a whole new genre on come-ons? Well, now you can, because we’ve come up with some. Global warming is on everyone’s mind (and if it isn’t, they haven’t been paying attention), so why not incorporate it into your opener? We’ve compiled the best climate crisis come-ons to help you get — and keep — her attention. Feel free to upcycle them as you see fit. (See what we did there?)

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