Each year you agree to do a
white elephant gift exchange before realizing you have to hunt down a funny gift. Instead of waiting until the last minute and wrapping up a pair of your own athletic socks (seriously, socks?) get your white elephant shopping done early. Not only that, you won’t even need to leave the comfort of your own home because we’ve crunched the data and compiled a list of perfect white elephant gifts that are as memorable as they are deplorable.
Photo: dszc (Getty Images) What’s the best white elephant gift you’ve ever given or received? Do any of the ones on our list put yours to shame? Let us know in the comments!
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White Elephant Gifs 2019
DIY Vasectomy Kit
The only thing better than asking why the hell a
DIY Vasectomy Kit exists is giving it as a gift. Photo: Amazon
'Porn For Women of a Certain Age'
Really give her the gift money can't buy with
. Her wildest fantasies will be explored in this book, including fan favorites like handsome hotties insisting she retire early, delighting in the silver in her hair, and (best of all) taking over the cooking and cleaning. Porn For Women of a Certain Age Photo: Amazon
CreepyParty Super Realistic Dog Mask
Give the creepiest white elephant gift this season with
CreepyParty's Super Realistic Dog Mask. When you see the confused look on their face as they open your gift, you'll confirm this is the best $24 you ever spent. Photo: Amazon
Pop It Pal - The Official Pimple Popping Toy with Refillable Pimple Pus
Give the grossest stress reliever money can buy with
The Pop It Pal: The Official Pimple Popping Toy that comes with refillable "pimple pus." This puts the gag in gag gift. Photo: Amazon
Don't Die In The Woods World's Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent
Save your derelict friends from trying to make it home after a night of hard drinking with
Don't Die in the Woods World's Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent. It's the white elephant gift no one wants but needs anyways. Photo: Amazon
'Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories From the Local Food Front'
You already know the perfect person to give Joe Salatin's wildly entertaining book,
. P.S. It's you. Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front Photo: Amazon
Cereal Marshmallows 8 Pounds Bulk
Outdo every gift of all time with
8 Pounds of Cereal Marshmallows. And they say the perfect gift doesn't exist. Photo: Amazon
'The Big Lebowski' - Time: Man of the Year Bar Mirror
For less than $30, you can give the white elephant gift of a lifetime with
'The Big Lebowski' - Time: Man Of The Year Bar Mirror. Make sure to stare deep into it before you wrap it to sear it with your Man of the Year essence. Photo: Amazon
500 For Rectal Use Only Stickers
For Rectal Use Only Stickers are the perfect white elephant gift for anyone without self-control. Plus, with permanent adhesive backing, they're the gift that keeps on giving. Photo: Amazon
Nicolas Cage Pillowcases
Nothing wows audiences quite like the hypnotic gaze of Nic Cage, which is why this two-pack of
Nicolas Cage Pillowcases will top any other white elephant gift. Photo: Amazon
GroomingLounge.com's The 'Quid Pro Quo' Kit
GroomingLounge.com has compiled quite the gift for both the impeachment proceedings and the holiday season with
The 'Quid Pro Quo' Kit. The lucky recipient of this white elephant gift will get:
Grooming Lounge Super Powder • Grooming Lounge Greatest Pits Deodorant • Jack Black Eye Balm and Depuffing Gel • Tweezerman Essential Manicure Kit • Pocket Constitution
Together, this kit will ensure they're shaved, shorn, and ready for impeachment!
Photo: Grooming Lounge