New Survey Says Meat Eaters Have Way More Sex Than Vegetarians

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So now that you know that gingers have more sex than anyone, it’s time to know another important tidbit: meat eaters get more tail than non-meat eaters. And yes, I just said ‘tail.’ Sorry, mom.

The folks over at  Gourmet Meat Club decided to survey over 2,000 people and found out that 42 percent of people who enjoy stuffing their face with meat have sex at least once a week. But only 16 percent of people who say “hell no” to meat get sex at least once a week. And that’s not good at all.

But don’t feel too bad, veggie lovers, your diet is the right way to go. In fact, here’s what internal medicine resident Dr. Kyla Lara told the Daily Mail recently:

“Eating a diet mostly of dark green, leafy plants, fruits, beans, whole grains and fish, while limiting processed meats, saturated fats, trans fats, refined carbohydrates and foods high in added sugars is a heart-healthy lifestyle and may specifically help prevent heart failure if you don’t already have it.”

So all you vegetarians are going to live longer. And sure, you won’t be getting as much sex, but at least you’ll have more time to plan your funeral.

In all seriousness, I wouldn’t get too crazy about this survey since it wasn’t done at a fancy college where a bunch of kids whose parents pay for their studies attend.

h/t Maxim

And guess what? New Study Says People Who Smoke Weed Have More Sex Than Other Folks