Going Deep With a Ranking of the Different Kinds of Vaginas We Are Faced With

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We’ve been apprised of the basic types of vaginas we come face to face with in our lives, but there are plenty of subcategories to the female anatomy. Like any baker knows, no two pies are ever exactly the same. In discussing (and pointlessly ranking) the different kinds of female flowers you may pick in your lifetime, we can better understand what we’re dealing with and hopefully better please our ladies. Now read on and expect plenty of botany references.

While we like to think that these sex and dating tips will focus and further your future coital interactions, the truth is we just like talking about vaginas and joking in order to deflect from our intimacy issues. Plainly put, ladies: It’s not always easy licking our way to the center of your Tootsie Pop. But that doesn’t mean we won’t try!

Luckily for some men, research shows most women climax more from clitoral stimulation than penetration. But just as precaution, take a safety stroll down our boulevard of lady parts ranked from easiest to handle to most difficult to navigate. When all is said and done, what it boils down to is that we’re lucky to have access at all and will take anything.

Going Deep With a Ranking of the Different Kinds of Vaginas We Are Faced With 

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