These ’90s Girls Were The First Ones You Ever Thought About Banging, Aren’t They?

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When we look back at how we lost our virginity, a nostalgic tear (OK, several) comes to our eyes when we think about all the ’90s girls we ever thought about banging. While it may not have been a realistic scenario, the idea of being deflowered (yes, men have flowers too) by some of the hottest babes of ’90s TV is way better than what actually happened: us waiting until we were in college, desperately getting drunk on cheap vodka, sticking it in the wrong hole with some girl either named Kelsey or Chelsea before staining the poor girl’s futon. Hey, it could happen to anyone, even still today.

Although many of these ’90s girls are still hot today, and though some of them have shows together where they talk about how old they are now (Hollywood Darlings), we still get a little flutter of the heart and shake of the crotch when we think about all the unattainable ’90s girls we ever thought about banging. Ah, memories.

These ’90s Girls Were the First Ones You Ever Thought About Banging, Aren’t They?

I hope that you can now look back at the ’90s with an even bigger smile on your face.

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