110-Year-Old Woman Says She Drank Miller High Life And Johnnie Walker Every Day
Well then, Lindsay Lohan might reach 70 after all.
According to The Record, a 110-year-old New Jersey woman said she made it this far because she followed a doctor’s order of drinking Miller High Life and Johnnie Walker every day for 70 years.
Agnes Fenton of Englewood also thanked God after she became a supercentenarian on Saturday, but she said her doctor’s advice of beer and scotch after he discovered a benign tumor was “invaluable.”
“He said, ‘Agnes, you must drink three Miller High Lifes a day,'” Fenton said.
So, that’s exactly what she did for the next 70 years, crushing three bottles of “The Champagne of Beers” daily, except she took it upon herself to add a little dessert to the menu by also downing a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label afterward.
The one crappy thing about turning 110? You guessed it: Fenton’s liquid diet is no longer doable because she eats so little.
Well, that and having to use the john every 20 minutes.
Blowing out the candles on your birthday cake is a tad more difficult once you reach triple digits: Watch What Happens When This 102-Year-Old Woman Tries To Blow Out Her Candles