Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud.
Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his life for the better in TWO ways — get healthy AND get a job at the same time. Kardashian was sent an offer to be a spokesperson for “Five Hour Diabetic,” which designs specialized meal plans for people with type 2 diabetes. We’re told the company wants to use Rob’s face on social media and advertising campaigns. The deal comes with a sweet $100,000 payday, plus profit sharing … as well as a lifetime membership for meal plans, and medical consultations.
$100K?! Shit. That would’ve funded the affordable hooker clothes factory for at least 30 years instead of Sears having to burn leopard print evening gowns for insurance money. In-N-Out’s only had bacon for two years, so I feel you might be limiting your business plan’s full growth potential here if you accept this deal. Imagine the check you’d get if you held out for type 4 diabetes? I’m not an agent, but it’s something to think about.
Here’s Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show. She’ll probably die of something not food related.
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #1
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #2
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #3
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #4
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #5
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #6
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #7
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #8
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #9
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #10
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Kane/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #11
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Kane/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #12
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Kane/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #13
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Kane/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #14
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Kane/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #15
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Kane/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #16
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #17
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #18
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #19
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #20
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #21
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #22
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #23
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #24
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #25
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #26
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #27
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/FilmMagic)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #28
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #29
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #30
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 10: Model Kendall Jenner from California walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #31
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Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #57
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Kendall Jenner 2015 VS Fashion Show #58
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