It Took 15 Days

The latest Kardashian money grab is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style magazine although I’m not really sure why. It’s a baby. A baby who was born because some white dude with no job didn’t pull out of some Armenian chick who is only famous because her mom spread her legs for the guy that got O.J. off and the guy who won some gold medals before I was born. Ooohh!!! Maybe the Pharoah’s daughter will find him by the riverbank and he’ll grow up to part the Red Sea. You know, because he’s obviously so special you see.