Scarlett Johansson is a Weirdo

Scarlett Johansson celebrated her boyfriend’s 31st birthday by giving Ryan Reynolds gifts any man could only dream of. Her tooth dipped in gold.

She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him…”

Scarlett Johansson sure is thoughtful. I bet Ryan Reynolds can barely even wait to see what he’s getting next year. A glow in the dark ant farm? A snow cone maker? A baby’s head in a jar? Whatever it is, it better be completely asinine and retarded because it’s gonna be kinda hard to top this year.

Scarlett at the Elle Magazine 14th Annual Women in Hollywood Event on Oct. 15: