There’s really no good reason why Scarlett Johansson is wearing a nose ring. I mean, she’s not a lesbian tattoo artist or a mystical voodoo doctor, so I guess she thinks it’s cool. That might be true if she wasn’t dressed like a youth counselor at summer camp. Her attempt at hardcore may impress some fat kids learning to canoe, but not so much while she’s walking down the street. But whatever, she has huge boobs. She could have a dinosaur bone through her nose and still I’d hit it like Dale Earnhardt.
Perv out.
