And he's apparently also a pirate.
The great people of Alaska need their news, dammit!
Get Kevin Bacon on speed-dial right now!
This couldn't have been part of the will.
It looks so good I want her to tase me next.
Dude, where's my car?
Whatever happened to 'the dog ate my homework?'
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He might have been better off slinging dope to kids.
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