Take it easy, moms.
No money, mo problems.
Keep LOL-in' LOL-in' LOL-in' LOL-in'!
Happy Halloween, I guess.
Given up on society yet?
Her water broke thanks to an idiot.
Because you have to clean your shoes somewhere.
Road rage never leads to anything good.
No matter how you slice, it, these tweets are saucy fun.
Talk about working for your extra credit.