Here's to hoping nobody in your town has ever heard of the internet, buddy.
Put it down, Johnny. That's not a miniature baseball bat.
Wave goodbye to 2016 with a brand new lineup of hilarious GIFs.
It's a hard knock life.
Some things never change.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and he's a pervert.
And there's no ifs, ands, or butts about it.
A few laughs in the skies.
And some folks are actually giving him money.
Get a faceful of funnies.