Good luck, lad.
Let us illuminate this for you.
Loving it yet?
Cram some funnies into your melon, shellhead!
Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Preparation is key, as this is one storm where you really don't want to end up soaked.
Their day of love was ruined.
Idiots.
So long, lad.
"I love you, babe."