Sorry, God.
Another scotch for you, Mr. Hawk?
Here's hoping this isn't a new trend.
Burn them down. Burn them all down.
Let's laugh January away.
Nothing quite says “coastal elite” like a Manhattan housewife living in penthouse posing with jewelry on the cover of…
Well, maybe it sounded right in her head.
Sometimes you're so furious you have to write it out.
Bravo, uploader, bravo.
Monday Funday, right?